Tom Brady’s Parenting Debate, Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Romance, Ozzy Osbourne’s Farewell and Hollywood’s Craziest Week

Tom Brady: Touchdowns, Toilet Training, and the Great Parenting Debate

Tom Brady is no stranger to controversy, but this time it’s not about football. In his latest newsletter, Brady opened up about parenting—and, as always, the internet had opinions. “Reading bedtime stories and helping with homework are not the only ways to be a great parent,” Brady wrote. “Being a great football player didn’t make me a great dad, but how I became a great player certainly had an impact… showing up day in, day out, doing whatever it took to be better, to be successful, to be a role model, and to provide.”

For some, these words seemed like a subtle jab at his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen, who famously complained that Brady was often absent during his final playing years. TMZ’s panel wasted no time dissecting the subtext. “Just being around isn’t the only way to be a good parent,” one host noted, while another quipped, “You talking about good parenting is like me talking about what it’s like to grow up black in America.”

The debate quickly escalated. Is presence more important than work ethic? Can discipline and ambition rub off on kids, or does absence cause more harm than good? “Sometimes it can backfire if you coddle a kid so much they can’t think for themselves,” one commentator mused. In true TMZ fashion, the discussion was equal parts raw, real, and irreverent—ending with a tongue-in-cheek “Thanks, Tom. You definitely deserve this mug.”

Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau: Montreal Nights and Hot Rumors

TMZ loves a good romance, and this week’s hottest rumor belongs to Katy Perry and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. After footage emerged of the pair together in Montreal—first at dinner, then at a bar—speculation reached fever pitch.

“He looks like he has his arm around her waist. This is undeniably a date, right?” a host declared. “Dinner, dancing… you know what comes next.” Another added, “It’s Canada, so probably poutine. But after that, maybe love making.”

The panel agreed: Perry has “leveled up” from Orlando Bloom, and Trudeau is “so handsome, so charismatic.” But there’s more—Trudeau’s parents were both famous for dating celebrities, so perhaps it’s in his genes. “His father dated Barbra Streisand, Kim Cattrall, Margot Kidder, and the Queen of England was probably just in the same photo, but you could sense some sexual tension there.” Only on TMZ.

Ozzy Osbourne: The Prince of Darkness Gets a Hero’s Goodbye

Thousands of fans lined the streets of Birmingham, England, for the funeral of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne. The event was both a celebration and a heart-wrenching farewell. Sharon, Jack, and Kelly Osbourne looked devastated, but the outpouring of love was undeniable.

“It’s so surreal,” one panelist said. “Everyone’s cheering, but that’s her husband of forty-plus years who died. It’s such a private moment.” Another added, “There are two things that can happen at the same time—she can be really sad, but grateful there are so many people around.”

Ozzy’s legacy as the godfather of heavy metal and a reality TV icon was celebrated. “Black Sabbath helped create heavy metal. They are the template for dozens of bands. Sharon was ride or die—she kept him alive, managed his career, and made him bigger than ever.”

Hollywood Drama: Beckham Family Feud, Steve Aoki’s Baby, and More

No TMZ episode is complete without family drama. This week, the Beckham clan is back in the headlines. Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz’s team reportedly reached out to the rest of the family, asking for peace amid “out of control” online hate. Cruz Beckham fired back on his private Instagram notes, calling Brooklyn and Nicola “frauds.” The panel wondered aloud: “Was it reaching out or threatening? I would say threatening.”

Meanwhile, Steve Aoki welcomed a baby named Rocky 77—yes, that’s the full name. “It’s my dad’s name, and my favorite number,” Aoki explained. The panel speculated: “Steve Aoki was born in 1977. There you go.” Rocky 77 has already attended Coachella and Stagecoach in utero—truly born with the music.

Keanu Reeves: The Return of the Watches

In a real-life plot twist worthy of John Wick, Keanu Reeves got back $125,000 worth of watches stolen by a South American burglary crew. Thanks to the FBI and Chilean authorities, his prized Rolex and other timepieces were recovered. But the TMZ crew had questions: “Did he get insurance money? Does he have to pay it back now?” The debate veered into insurance fraud territory, with one host joking, “If you go out and wear it one day and don’t pay them back, you could argue it’s insurance fraud.”

Kim Kardashian’s Face Shapewear and the AI Revolution

Kim Kardashian is always pushing boundaries, and her new “face shapewear” is no exception. Infused with collagen yarns, it promises a temporary facelift and jaw support. The panel’s reaction was priceless: “This looks like something out of a horror movie. Imagine taking that off and her double chins come out!”

AI was also a hot topic, especially after LeBron James sent a cease and desist to an AI company making fake images of him. Comedian Davis at LAX summed up the ambivalence: “I’m in the middle. I want AI to do the things I want, but I still want a human driver in my car.” The panel agreed—AI can be both amazing and terrifying, especially when it gives you “huge boobs” in a selfie app.

Hollywood’s “Blackball” Debate: Neil McDonough’s Stand

Actor Neil McDonough revealed he was blackballed in Hollywood for refusing to kiss women on screen, out of loyalty to his wife. “It was me who had a problem with it. Hollywood just completely turned on me and for two years I couldn’t get a job.” The panel was divided: “It’s hard to tell stories about romance with no kissing.” Another joked, “If he wasn’t good-looking, it wouldn’t be an issue because he wouldn’t be a romantic lead.”

They also wondered about the origin of “blackball”—and wisely decided not to Google it on air.

Girl Dads, Boy Dads, and Parenting in the Spotlight

The Rock was celebrated as a “girl dad,” a term that’s gained popularity since Kobe Bryant’s passing. “Dads are now showing they can love their daughters almost as much as their sons,” one host said. “Now girls do sports and stuff. Not nearly as many people watch, but go on and have fun with your field hockey.”

The panel joked about giving The Rock their kids for a day, and wondered if he’d ever changed a diaper. “Your own don’t count!” Mr. Leven’s Neighborhood, anyone?

Conclusion: TMZ at Its Wildest

This week’s TMZ was a rollercoaster—from Tom Brady’s parenting philosophy to Ozzy’s emotional sendoff, Katy Perry’s rumored romance, and the ever-evolving world of AI and Hollywood. It’s messy, it’s unpredictable, and it’s why millions tune in every week.