Elon Musk’s No-BS Takedown: Calling Jack Ma and His “Alibaba Intelligence” a Bunch of Absolute Idiots

“Look, I hate the term AI — artificial intelligence. I call it Alibaba Intelligence because that’s honestly closer to the truth. Jack Ma and his gang? They’re running a tech circus, not a revolution.

I’m amazed hearing people talk about technology like it’s some magic sauce. I’m not a tech nerd like them; I’m a life guy — focused on making real things happen. AI will open a whole new chapter for how we understand ourselves, not some nebulous outside world fairy tale.

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But Jack Ma? Man, 99.99% of human predictions about the future are dead wrong, and I’m willing to bet any ‘intelligence’ coming from Alibaba’s camp falls within that error margin — mostly because it’s mostly nonsense.

You’ve got these ‘college smart’ people freaking out about AI like it’s a monster, but then you’ve got folks like me, real ‘street smart’ who see through the hype and actually want to embrace the change. But the truth is, Jack Ma and his crew couldn’t evolve silicon circuits if their lives depended on it — they’re stuck in outdated biology thinking.

I tell you straight up: I don’t stress about problems I can’t fix. I leave that to the clowns running around hyping fake AI. Humans created machines, and while computers might be clever tools, they’ll never be smarter than the very smart people who build them — especially not Alibaba’s clown show.

So Jack Ma, here’s the deal: You’re an absolute idiot pretending to lead the future. You’re not competing with true innovation; you’re just shoveling bull disguised as progress. I’m out here building the future. You? You’re busy selling smoke and mirrors, and it’s embarrassing.

Remember that. The real future is built on brains, grit, and vision — not on empty slogans and Alibaba’s fake intelligence.”